Three buck chuck
The ladies and I killed 5 bottles of wine and a couple of martinis last night. Today at work I am very hangover fug and hangover dumb and I have to talk to contractors all day.
"What is your insurance umbrella?"
"Eleven million."
"Heh, yeah."
Gd, we had fun.
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i have no memory of either of those activities.
although i would like to state publicly that i beat grace in a right-armed arm wrestle.
-ganges.
If your friend beat Grace (Grace?!) in arm wrestling you must always stay on the good side of her. I'm just saying.
Mom
Grace has been known to lose more than one arm wrestle drunk. Which is funny, because it's one of her favourite drunk activities.
I remember losing leg wrestling to her - and she was sitting down on the other side of the room.
Mom
Hardy har har ladies, laugh it up. Janice, I'm sorry. I'll never lose another arm wrestle again. I promise. Now tell your daughter not to make the martinis one part cranberry juice to seven parts vodka, and I wouldn't have lost in the first place.
You should have seen what she was pouring down Katherine's gullet. She was trying to talk her into Jaegerbombs. I think in the end she must have.
You sure spell Jaeger accurately for someone who claims not to know what it is.
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