Tuesday, January 29, 2008

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3 comments:

Christian said...

Well, in some of them the connection is obvious and in others there is no connection. Are they all obvious to you as author?

I think it's amusing how some people humbly ask the internet questions as if it were sentient. ("...Your search including 'to', 'the' and 'of' has returned 3,602,000,000 hits...") And how some truly want to know how much chance they have of slipping on turkey grease and, in an attempt to stable themselves, pulling the boiling corn water down on top of them.

M said...

No, they don't all make sense. 90% do, I guess.

There is no more infuriating experience than watching someone else use google. I want to scream "No!" and grab the keyboard away from them. Same goes for people who don't use it enough. "Meet me at Restaurant X." "Where is that?" "What, are your fucking hands broken?" 1. Google, 2. Google Maps, 3. Hopstop.

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I'm surprised I didn't come across your blog sooner during one of my early morning, purely science based web jaunts for pre school porn.