SMS highlight reel, vol. 11

Scale of 1 to 28... how are you?

Queen queen LAURIER MACDONALD Queen

Yeah, so two rats are having sexy time on the tracks in front of me. Assholes.

Where you at woman? I'm in Lower Manhattan and so drunk I can't see.

What was the official Canadian junk food you and Grace got close to my hood? Something like gravy fries? Anyhow where'd you get it?

Frank sinatra is playing

Its hard lady, but its just love- you can do it!

I will, as soon as i finish stuffing my face.

Fuck I Miss You Tonight. Im So Sick Of This Sausage Party!

Glad you survived the mauling.

If you're trying to have a full-on conversation dear, you have my address. I'm feeling like white wine, and... dress sexy. Bisous!