Bug drama
There was a bug in the bathroom, and it was small, but it was moving in the nastiest, most unnatural way. I grabbed a wad of toilet paper and smashed it before I had a chance to think about it. Problem was, the fucker didn't die - instead just unnaturally sidled under my shelves. So I screamed. Then I thought, "Oh shit, I hope my neighbour doesn't respond to that," since my neighbour's apartment is 3 feet from my bathroom. And then I thought, "Oh, wait..."
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One time I ws sitting in the car at the laundromat at Sunnyside and one of those flying insects that looks like a HUGE mosquito tried dancing on my head and I gished it with the power window and it lay very still, almost broken in two for a very long time. I kept checking it. And then after several minutes, like some damned phoenix, it shot up in a death spiral frenzy and tried to kill me and I screamed but it was okay cuz I was at the lake.
Mom
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