Your place or mine

Relationships in New York risk dying of attrition on the basis of this dilemma alone.

"I haven't been home in days."
"Well, I have to work in the morning."
"It's a longer subway ride from your house."
"Yeah, but it's a closer walk to the subway."
"There's no good coffee in your neighbourhood."
"Your apartment is too hot."
"I have wifi, we can both use the internet at the same time."
"Yeah but I can't blow dry my hair there without blowing a fuse."

Except on Saturdays, when you just stumble to the closest apartment after all the fabulous drug parties.