The post where I tell you I drove a car

So I drove a car here. Didn't think I'd be doing that. Okay, it was in Brooklyn, not Manhattan, but still I took the BQE and everything. Didn't freak out at the pedestrians crowding the crosswalks, didn't mind the cabs usurping my lane, didn't even flinch at the oncoming traffic using my lane to avoid a left-turner, never failed to peel off the light, paid no mind to the constant masturbatory honking, kept my middle finger raised the entire time. That's hard to do in a standard.