When in Sodom

I live across from a preschool. When I first moved in I didn't have blinds and after a few days they got annoyed and actually closed their blinds.

Well come on, preschool marms. This street is known as "Sodom South". There's a strip club and a sex shop and a giant wall of porn in the corner bodega. You can get a lapdance in the back room of one of the sandwich shops.