Scan this, pal
 Didn't pre-clear US Customs on my way home since I took the red-eye and the customs office in Calgary was closed.  So I did that in JFK for the first time.  And I see this cheery poster:
Didn't pre-clear US Customs on my way home since I took the red-eye and the customs office in Calgary was closed.  So I did that in JFK for the first time.  And I see this cheery poster:
Dear passengers, US-VISIT procedures are in effect.  All visitors to the US will be fingerprinted and photographed.  Passengers with privacy concerns can visit www.dhs.gov
The "photograph" being a little retinal scanner.  Just about lost my shit.  Stood there while the guy processed my paperwork, looking at the biometric-gathering machines on the counter, and wondered How can I argue this?  That I am a resident, not a visitor?  That I should have pre-cleared in Canada and wouldn't have had to do this?  That I simply refuse?
Fortunately, I wasn't asked.
 

1 comment:
I know. My index fingertip was scanned at Disneyworld last week.
I mean, really, Marianne.
Elizabeth
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