Phoenix Phun Times, vol. 1

Things started off good when some friends helped keep me up until 2:45, drinking beers and watching me pack, until it was time to take the A train to JFK. I slept open-mouthed the entire plane ride, but I had the presence of mind to grab my seat-back copy of Sky Mall before disembarking, because this, babies, is the most entertaining publication I have ever read.

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