Lazy, broke, hungover shut-ins can't be choosers

In terms of demographics, all restaurants in New York are really Mexican restaurants, except for Mexican restaurants, which are for some reason Chinese.

Like this place, which is so cheap I have trouble accumulating a $6 order - their free delivery minimum - but the quality of the food makes up for it. This guacamole tastes like coleslaw, but made with lettuce instead of cabbage.