Wednesday, December 05, 2007


You know, I would think I would at least get asked by the Mitzvah Tank in Union Square whether I was Jewish (unlike the friend I was walking with, who was asked and is also a gentile), what since just today I was told by my boss to light the office electric menorah. And by "light" I mean screw in two of the light bulbs. Middle one first, obvs.

It's my shiksa hair, I know it.

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