SMS highlight reel, vol. 2
Whoa, wait a minute. What is becoming of that pie?
This place is the bomb bomb bomb Holy shitness
Yo, that sucks. Btw, G train is running screwy
I just got out of jail.
Ew. I think I just finished my Gadamer paper...
Oddly mesmerizing, sleep inducing
Omg im drunk in long island.
Wanna do easter?!
Well, it's a very hip hipster queer bar in wilsbrg.
Drop that deuce yet?!
Hey babe. Drunk. Miss u. How u doin? Prob asleep.
I don't have any memory of like the last hour of the party AND i threw up IN BED (also dont remember that).
Shit girl lets ride.
Look left
I think i'm straight-up gay. Blink 3 times if you can hear me.
Give me 5 mins to finish this cereal
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Got some good ones too:
Join my facebook bitch, so i can poach your friends
From her peeing in the driveway
I missed the call you not so smart
I think she told those stories to take the heat off herself!
How can i be your favourite if you dont know who this is?
Enjoy getting up, just going to bed now
Me and fishy smoking
I don't have any fascinating text messages to post on a blog. I don't really get any. Few can even master the long distance text. And, I suppose, I just don't drink enough here.
awww, so nice of you to showcase some of the finest writing i've done in months!
I don't even have cell service up here. I have to drive 3 1/2 hours South just for my service to blink on and off. It's sad.
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