Now he'll just need more therapy
Roy: So I was talking to my therapist, and she said that -
Me: Wait, your therapist is a woman?
Caroline: Haha
Roy: Yeah. Why?
Caroline: That's pretty Freudian, Roy.
Me: Yeah, Roy.
Roy: What do you mean?
Me: Well it makes the whole transference thing a little easier I guess.
Caroline: Haha
Roy: And you know what?
Caroline: What?
Roy: My therapist's name is Linda. And my mom's name is Linda.
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Caroline: HAHAHAHA!
Roy: I didn't realize that at first.
Me: Hahahaha
Caroline: hahaha
Random Guy: haha!...... Oh, sorry, I couldn't help but overhearing. That's funny.
Me: Is your shrink a man or a woman?*
Random Guy: A man.
Me: See, Roy?
*It's New York, so you don't have to ask whether someone sees a therapist.
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There was this question from the "Sex & the City" boardgame, and asked which of the four main characters was the only one to NOT attend therapy at some point in the series. I can't remember who it named, but it was wrong! They all did! I think it named Samantha, but she went to sex therapy with James (of the miniscule member). Carrie went to get over Big and ended up sleeping with Bon Jovi. Miranda went regularly and brought up jealousy issues over not being picked for an imaginary threesome. Charlotte went with Trey, because his boat couldn't float. Btw, he named his boat "Schooner," which is the name of my new neighbourhood pub, and it makes me giggle every time.
Right - and Stanford had three. One for tough love, one to coddle him, and one because he was good looking or something.
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