Sexy, this is your hangover cure

You're never smoking or drinking again, right? Right. Well in the meantime, this will fix you. I am so nice I pick it up and bring it over in a cab.

Stage one: Blueberries or strawberries to antioxidize all your broken cells and reintroduce the idea of eating as innocuously as possible.



Stage two: Grease to stifle the churning in your stomach and soak up any remaining alcohol.




Stage three: one of those really spicy Nong Shim noodle bowls from the bodega to schvitz out all those toxins.